Nastasia

(I know, Nintendo. I'm using one of your characters without asking. This is Talkie! That shit happens!) Nastasia works under Count Bleck, and she worships the Count. However, Nastasia seems to have packed on a lot of pounds since Bowser accidentally reset the universe. (Super Mario Galaxy) She seems to really like gaining weight, because she likes the softness that comes with gaining weight. (Fun fact: Nastasia is from Super Paper Mario.)