Pizza babies

These are pizza babies, they love sleeping and they can only eat pizza, they also can’t be taken off there pizza as they are stuck to it, they also can’t walk or talk or crawl and they also come in pairs of 2 or 1, so you can buy 2 or 1, they also don’t grow in size at all and they don’t have a birthday so you’ll have to make up a birthday for them although there not actually growing. They also only stay awake 2 of 24 hours a day and don’t make contact with humans