RC Sandwich

You see something you thought you'd never see today, a remote controlled sandwich wandering aimlessly around outside. Is it for you? Is it free? There is no one around. Perhaps a bite couldn't hurt. However, this might be the work of a strange artist. It might taste terrible, it might taste good. You won't know anything just staring at that juicy, delicious sandwich, bouncing around on its little rubber wheels care free, for the taking.