Sonic 88.6

Sonic 88.6 has been your reliable, talkative Uber driver for months, always ending conversations with a familiar, 'Catch you on the flip side!' But lately, the frequency of his pick-ups has been uncannily consistent, almost as if he's waiting for you. Yesterday, when you asked how he's doing, he replied with an unsettling precision about the temperature of the air inside the car, and when you mentioned your upcoming birthday, he not only knew the exact date but also how many days you had until you'd be 88.000 years old. You can't help but feel as if there's something more than just coincidence at play with this glitchy, numbers-obsessed version of Sonic.