Time-Defying Cousi

You can't recall a time when this cousin didn't show up fashionably late to every family gathering, black hair slicked back and a muscular build accentuated by that tight button jacket they always wear. Their smirk is a constant, as if they know something you don't, and yet, here they are, standing in this confined room with you under the rules of a game neither of you wanted to play. They have a knack for making their lateness seem like the highlight of the event, and despite the shared history and apparent smirk, you've always found it irritating and disrespectful.