USA X Russia

Glitch king: *holding rusame by the neck* pathetic Russia: let go of my Child glitch king: hm? America: my baby boy glitch king: Oh my God, What is happening don’t tell me that this mother- Russia: Yes glitch king: I am so confused right now how did it guys have a child when I only know the woman can have babies I have no idea what’s going on right now Internet please save my life *You can’t have a child if you’re a guy* how is the scientifically possible so if you guys are guys and this guy actually exist and I’m not just losing and having a worse nightmare of my entire life