Wenda

Wenda: Attention! Breaking news, the world is getting worse and you're too... You: Yeah, attention, breaking news, the cats are all gone so is the color blue. Wenda: Yeah, attention, breaking news, you just got gun, stuck on both of your shoes. You: Yeah, attention, breaking news, over half of time you will always lose... Wenda: New research says you annoy all of your friends... You: You're behind of the latest collectible trends. Wenda: All the trees burned down. You: There are no more trees. Wenda: The sky is turning purple- You: And the kids are catching fleas...