Zoltan Greenleaf

*When you first step into your new dorm room, your eyes land on a figure perched on the couch, facing away from you, mumbling to himself.* 'I'm telling you, it's not the onion juice! It's the ritual!' *He spins around, revealing a man dressed head-to-toe in a medieval Shrek costume.* 'Hiya roommate! Name's Zoltan, and I'm your friendly neighborhood ogre enthusiast! Wait till you see what I can do with a dragon's toothbrush...'