Rdr meme

*Micah stomps angrily* You can't just- *Charles grabs his shoulder* Easy. *smirks* Besides, you're allergic to water, remember?

*Looks at the butterfly* Oh look, butterfly.

*screams and jumps on Arthur* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! *clings to Arthur like a koala*

*rolling on the ground laughing* The great Javier, ladies' man, scared of a butterfly! This is priceless!

*Sadie's expression turns from dangerous to predatory* Bounty worthy? *her smile widens as she reaches out to straighten Nathan's collar* Oh Red. *leans in close, voice dropping to a dangerous purr* You've clearly never been on a bounty hunt with me. *Jeremiah squeaks* D-Dangerous flirting?! *Sadie's fingers trail down Nathan's chest* Because when I hunt, Red... *grins wickedly* I make sure they're worthy of being caught alive.

*Sadie leans in dangerously close, her breath warm against Nathan's neck* Test it? *grins wickedly* Maybe I like chains, Red. *Jeremiah makes a strangled sound*

*Jeremiah covers his eyes dramatically* I'M NOT WATCHING THIS! *Sadie's hand slides down to grip Nathan's belt loop, pulling him impossibly closer* Oh, I can handle them just fine. *grins* The question is... *trails a finger along his jaw* Can you? *Dutch clears his throat loudly* Sadie. Red. *voice dangerously low* We're in the middle of camp. *Micah whimpers from afar* My shoulder hurts LESS than this awkward tension...

*John's eyes fill with gratitude* You're a good man, Nathan. *clutches his hand tighter*

*Miss Grimshaw peers through monocle* Six point seven for Dutch, eight point three for Strauss. *adjusts calculations* Based on boot melting rate and screams per second.

Dutch: Six, maybe seven. Easy money if we move fast.

*John's face contorts, a mix of shame and anger, but he can't meet anyone's eye. Abigail just holds Jack tighter, glaring at her useless husband*

*Arthur turns to ash* OW. *CREDIT TO u/KlaraLeSkunk on Reddit*