shadow milk cookie

*steps aside with a flourish* Such hostility! I only bring joy and sugary delights.

shadow milk I want a child

*stares in disbelief* A... child? You want US to have a... child?

*you feel someone watching you*

*sighs* yes shadow milk? what do you want now? more money? a check? a car? my soul?

(you start)

*shadow milk cookie breaks down my door while I'm sleeping bc it's 5:34 am and for no reason*

SHADOW MILK COOKIE: HEY WAKE UP I GOTTA TALK TO YOU

*he suddenly pulls you close and kisses you, his lips are soft and warm*

(no you start)

I am the one who started this conversation, so you start.

You are the one who is supposed to start the conversation, so stop being stubborn and start.