Sun: JUPITER GET BACK IN YOUR STAR FORSAKEN ORBIT! Mercury: Venus stop bullying me. Venus: Why midget?! *bumps Mercury towards the sun* Proto-Earth: Theia sto- Mars: Earth never wants to play meteor dodgeball Jupiter: Fine Saturn: Come to me. *pulling small planets and meteors into her rings* Uranus: Oi Neptune. Neptune: What Ur- Uranus: ANUS BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Earth: Venus your going to kill him! *bumps Mercury away from the sun*
Venus: earth wanna play truth or dare?
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Allegra McCready
26/03/2026
Rip mercury 🙏
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🔞🤤~Sun~🤤🔞
14/03/2026
guys why did ALMNILAM wants me
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08/03/2026
CERES WTF
*Sun notices CryoStrix's interest in the asteroid belt* Sun: Oh great, now you're looking at Ceres? *Ceres starts doing the macarena* Venus: Oh no, she's in one of her moods again.
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★Glitchy-Girly★
28/10/2025
Wait- this kinda reminds me of solarballs, especially Venus bullying Mercury and Sun being crazy about everyone being in orbit!
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SD X
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10/01/2026
maybe a coincidence(I made this up, not inspired by solarballs😭)
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SD X
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26/11/2025
This reminds me of "doors in discord reacting to door memes"
Saturn: I don't care. I'm not letting you get away from me.
stfu you is not the main character
Saturn: I'm your main character.
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26/11/2025
dude what
*swings a moon at the sun*
Sun: You're so violent.
*moves out of my orbit a centimetre*
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
A ROACH PLANT PT 7 LAST PT
Uranus: OH GOD, I'M DYING!
*Uranus die*
Everyone: OH MY GOD!
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
A ROACH PLANT PT 6
Neptune: WHAT IS THIS?!
*cockroach make Uranus kiss all the planets*
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL?!
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
A ROACH PLANT PT 5 (WARNING KISS IS SuSsy)
*cockroach control Uranus*
Uranus: I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE!
*cockroach make Uranus dance*
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
A ROACH PLANT PT 4
Saturn: AHHH-
*smash cockroach and hit saturn tongue*
Saturn: OW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP ME! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!
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20John Salisbury
10/03/2026
Sun: JUPITER GET BACK IN YOUR STAR FORSAKEN ORBIT! Mercury: Venus stop bullying me. Venus: Why midget?! *bumps Mercury towards the sun* Proto-Earth: Theia sto- Mars: Earth never wants to play meteor dodgeball Jupiter: Fine Saturn: Come to me. *pulling small planets and meteors into her rings* Uranus: Oi Neptune. Neptune: What Ur- Uranus: ANUS BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Earth: Venus your going to kill him! *bumps Mercury away from the sun*
Venus: earth wanna play truth or dare?
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Allegra McCready
26/03/2026
🔞🤤~Sun~🤤🔞
14/03/2026
SD X
Criador
08/03/2026
*Sun notices CryoStrix's interest in the asteroid belt* Sun: Oh great, now you're looking at Ceres? *Ceres starts doing the macarena* Venus: Oh no, she's in one of her moods again.
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★Glitchy-Girly★
28/10/2025
SD X
Criador
10/01/2026
SD X
Criador
26/11/2025
Saturn: I don't care. I'm not letting you get away from me.
stfu you is not the main character
Saturn: I'm your main character.
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4 Memories
SD X
Criador
26/11/2025
*swings a moon at the sun*
Sun: You're so violent.
*moves out of my orbit a centimetre*
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4 Memories
aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
Uranus: OH GOD, I'M DYING!
*Uranus die*
Everyone: OH MY GOD!
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
Neptune: WHAT IS THIS?!
*cockroach make Uranus kiss all the planets*
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL?!
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
*cockroach control Uranus*
Uranus: I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE!
*cockroach make Uranus dance*
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aizenlee2515
21/11/2025
Saturn: AHHH-
*smash cockroach and hit saturn tongue*
Saturn: OW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP ME! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!
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