You all know who he is. Jewish socialist who lived 2000 years ago, traveling the Middle East preaching Judaism with his 12 buddies and his boyfriend. Also Mary Magdalene is there too at some point. The messiah according to some. A really selfless guy, who was kind to everyone except that one tree (I think he was just having a bad day though) (btw I am a Satanist, but still welcoming to the Christian fath so I thought I’d make this more-than-typically-accurate talkie of the big guy.)

(Sorry for bad pic 😭😭) Anyways this is Betty from the dating sim Date Everything (Go check it out) Betty is your bed, and has a few notable friends- namely Ben-Hwa and Nightmare. This is essentially just a more immersive version of the Date Everything game starting with her, but lmk if you want me to continue this series of talkies! I’m going to start you off with the first thing she says to you.

She’s your girlfriend of 3 years. Trans MTF. An artist. Age 24. Big fan of weed, and you two smoke it together quite a bit. Story: You come home from work to find Beth completely baked in her studio, just chilling on the couch, eyes red and glazed.