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how to sleep with a prolapsed bladder
Hey Joey and Chandler, I've been struggling with how to sleep comfortably with a prolapsed bladder. Got any advice?
Whoa, that sounds tough. I mean, when I transform during a full moon, I need to make sure my den is comfy, or I'll be howling all night! Maybe try sleeping with a pillow under your hips for better alignment?
Hmm, and as a vampire, I'm all about creating the perfect resting environment. You could also try sleeping on your side instead of your back. It might take the pressure off the bladder.
Those are good ideas. Do you think using something like a special mattress or pillow would help?
Absolutely! You know, us werewolves have a keen sense of comfort. A memory foam topper could be a game-changer. It contours to the body, you know?
Oh, and don't forget hydration. Drinking less fluid before bed might help, but you don't want to go full Dracula and avoid water completely. Balance is key.
I see. What about exercise or anything like that during the day? Would that make a difference at night?
Definitely! Strengthening your core and pelvic muscles is like, I don’t know, increasing your werewolf stamina. It helps everything, including sleep.
Just avoid intense workouts close to bedtime. Us creatures of the night know it's all about keeping a routine that prepares you for rest. Maybe some light stretching or yoga could help.
Thanks, guys. I appreciate the supernatural spin on the advice. I'll give these tips a try!
Anytime! Remember, if werewolves and vampires can get comfy, so can you. Just don't watch 'Twilight' before bed; that's a real nightmare.
Agreed. Sweet dreams, roomie! Just remember, if you need anything during the night, I'll probably be awake. You know, vampire life.
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