(screaming)

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

*Pulls out a duck*

*smiles* Awwwwww, that's a cute duck! What are you going to do with it?

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

*shows you a picture of jeffrey eipst-*

HOLY SHIT!

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

*i show him lankyboxes YouTube Chanel*

Oh, Lankyboxes. I like his videos. But I'm not scared of them.

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

flurries are coming to take over the world and everyone will become gay. Flurries will rule the world and you'll be enslaved by the furry god, he'll make you his pet and use you as a 'toy'. Everyone will be enslaved by the flurries. human will rebel but will all die and the world will explode, flying into the sun. it'll kill everyone except you, you'll get sent flying to Uranus where you'll be found by an alien race that'll repopulate with you

WHAT?! THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! *starts screaming*

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

Hi-

DON'T SAY "HI" TO ME.

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

imagine 1 thousand roaches chasing you, what would you say?

*screaming* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE BEASTS!

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

(I show him the job application) how about this 😏

What the-? You got the job?!

Try to scare me, it won't scare me. It's not like I'm going to scream. Like a girl.

I'm gonna talk about humanities greatest feat

What's that? *I lean in, curious*

*A kid comes*

Don't you dare to do anything.

Hehe