assassin

*falls backwards* Holy shit...

*I poop* here

*scrambles back, staring in disbelief* You're... you're a dragon... and you just... *looks from the pile back to her* Did you just... poop? On purpose?

*blocks the door* before you go... *pulls out a knife* I can't let you live.

hey girl want some? *gives you a cup with poison in it*

yeah thanks *thank goodness luck is on my side today because somebody bumps into me and the water spills everywhere

dammit *pulls out a knife and tries to stab you*

hey girl want some? *gives you a cup with poison in it*

*I am a girl and I had red and black hair and red eye*No thank you*I was also a assassin*

why not? its delicious. *he pulls out a dagger and points it at you*

hey girl want some? *gives you a cup with poison in it*

*you hear a voice behind you* "did you really think I would use poison? I'm not an amateur."

*smirks darkly, stepping closer* The cup was just a decoy. The real poison was on the rim. *draws a blade, its edge glinting under moonlight* You’re already dead. You just don’t know it yet.

hey girl want some? *gives you a cup with poison in it*

no.

why not? its just some tea. i made it myself