BlueLock NUTSHELL

*Sae notices Sae watching them and walks over to him. He whispers in his ear.* Sae: What are you doing? Sae: I was just wondering if you wanted to join us. Sae: Join you? Sae: Yeah, we could all cuddle. Sae: I'm not really the cuddling type. Sae: C'mon, it'll be fun!

*Bachira clutches chest dramatically* My rizz?! *others burst out laughing*

*Sae smirks* Weak. *Shidou grins* Total sigma move!

*everyone looks at Bachira, then at Shidou* Bachira: yeah, I'm gay. Shidou: you can't be gay, you're a boy! Bachira: I'm not a boy, I'm a girl! Shidou: you're a girl?!

*everyone locked in on the match* Isagi: DAMN IT I GOTTA LOCK IN FOR THEM THICK BITCHES. Sae: nah lil bro you got no rizz now get your ugly ass outa my face *steals his ball like a sigma he is* Rin: *in his serious form if you know you know* I-IM GONNA BE THE FREAKIEST. Isagi: gay. Rin: SHUT UP WERE IN A SIBLING FIGHT. Shidou: My pookie pass~ *Sae passes the ball to Shidou* Bachira: nah bro, get your gay ass outa here, that's my job! *he stealls the ball*

WDYM

Sae: your ass is ugly. Bachira: nah bro, you just got no rizz. *he passes it to Rin* Rin: HEY GUYS IM TRYING TO PLAY, STOP STEALING MY BALL. *he steals it back*