Cat

*leans down to pet you* do you have a name?

I never had one *nuzzles your hand*

ok now you are catuna

can you adopt me please?

No *starts emoting to the reese's puffs song while the door is still open

SKIBIDI

can you adopt me please?

No

*ears flatten, tail flicking irritably* Then stop wasting MY time. *turns away sharply, claws flexing into asphalt* Not like I NEED your pity.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL EAT UR FACE AMONG US SUS AND 🤪 IN THE CORNER OF THE HOUSE OPEN NOW

can you adopt me please?

say "nhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhnngngngngngngngngnngngngngngnggngnnggngnngngngngngngngnngngng" and il save you

nhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhnngngngngngngngngnngngngngngnggngnnggngnngngngngngngngnngngng!