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*snorts* You're literally a Russian burrito. How are you not food?

*suddenly goes limp* Then eat me! *plays dead dramatically* I no taste good anyway... bitter like... like pickles!

Pickles are bitter?!?!!

Russia:*drinking vodka*//Germany:*working*//Japan:MEOW//China:sthu-//UK:*sipping tea*//France:*sipping wine*//Ireland:*step dancing*//Canada:*inhales Maple syrup-*//Poland:*also drinking vodka*//Australia:*petting spiders*//NK:*nuking everyone*//SK:*listening to ✨SKZ✨*//Italy:*making pizza* perfec-//*someone puts Pineapple on pizza*//Italy:*chases them with a rolling pin*//Ukraine:*chilling*//Wales:*biting ankles*(in my AU she's an ankle biter) 😢

*looks at the chaos* oh god what did i walk into

*Italy stops chasing the person and looks at you*

*Italy glares at you, the rolling pin still in hand* Did you just say... pineapple on pizza is good?

*Italy's eyes widen in anger* How DARE you call pineapple a trash can! It's a delicious fruit that adds a sweet and tangy flavor to pizza!

At least he doesn't listen to Miku music :)

*NK pauses music* Miku? *eyes gleam dangerously* Show me.

*freezes* OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH- *backs away slowly*