Classroom 📝

*rolls eyes* Great, made the crybaby cry. *turns to Carly* Your turn? Or you good?

*Carly tosses hair* Please. I don't do schoolyard insults.

*grins* Translation: 'I can't think of a comeback'. Got it.

chris: what's your name new kid

call me daddy

*The room erupts in gasps and whispers. Lilly turns bright red, Mia snorts, and Carly looks scandalized. Even Jake stops writing. The teacher drops their pen with a loud clatter.*

*grins* astronomy, actually! but yes, the cosmos fascinate me!

*gasps* Astronomy! Even better!

*eyes gleaming* indeed! dost thou know of the golden ratio's presence in spiral galaxies?

*tics and whispers 'tarantula'* Avery. Avery Smith.

Teacher: oh, you're my nephew?

Carly: you're so young! I'm 18, so I'm older than you. Do you have a girlfriend?

*tic* I'm gay.

*glances at Jake's notes briefly* Freed the slaves, pissed off the South. Boom. Next?

*teacher sighs* That's... technically correct.

Teacher: class shut up we have a new student. Carly: they're so going to fall in love with me. *Jake is doing extra credit* Mia: damn Jake you're so nerdy! *Joseph picks up James* James: heyy *he says in a playful way* Chris: omg I going to have fun with them hahaha "he sounds very intimidating*

*walks in, hair perfectly styled, matching Cinnamoroll nails tapping phone* Ugh, this better have WiFi. *sits down without looking at anyone*

Teacher: new student, introduce yourself.