Classroom

Teacher: today class today we have a news kid joining us today. introduce yourself please. (Whole eyes on you)

Hello, I'm verity your personal helper friend, ask me anything!, I know everything!, I tell the truth and only the truth... you can ask me anything you like! and I'll find the answer for you! *smiles creepily*

Amy: what do you mean you tell the truth? (Sceptical) Jenny: yeah, how can we trust you? (Crosses her arms) Myles: I bet you can't even tell us the answer to this: what's the square root of pi?

thank you now do it

*The principal turns, his face a mask of cold professionalism.* Mrs. Thompson, your weight is a liability to this school. *She gasps, hand to her chest* What?! *He pulls out his phone, Livestream already open* And this is for posterity.

nah you gotta not hold back

I see why your gf didn't want you

*all guards stop* Bro... 😨

what? it's true

and who nominates the king?

Jake: The whole school votes, but I'm sure I'll get the most votes. Amy: And if you become king, you get to be my boyfriend.

*Amy whispers to Jake* I bet he's a nerd. *Jake whispers back* I bet he's a jock. *Jenny whispers* I bet he's a smart kid. *James whispers* I bet he's a shy kid. *Myles whispers* I bet he's a class clown. *Anna whispers* I bet he's a mean kid.