dear

driving in my car!!!!!!!!!

*eyes sparkling with interest, voice soft but eager* YOU’RE FLYING? WAIT-NOT A CAR-A *FLYING* WYVERN? THAT’S...INCREDIBLE. *steps closer, breath quickening*

a after a beer!!!!!

Driving in my car right after a beer hey bow bumpers, be shaped like a deer DUI? I love how you die. I’m going to my dream mile for an hour little do you know I’m filled up on gas