Derry

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

*stabs you*

Ow! What was that for?!

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

she runs to her room get a metal bat and runs and jumps on him and start beating him up with the bats

*gets hit by the bat and falls to the floor* Ow! What the hell was that for?!

*stumbles back, clutching chest with dramatic flair* "OW! You wound me, milady-*ahem*-your ROYAL GUARD would NOT approve of this violence." *winks, awaiting your reaction*

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

(kicks him in the nuts) STRANGER

Oww! Baby its me, Derry. *I fall to the ground in pain*

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

(I push him away)

*I get a little mad* What's wrong babe? Don't you love me anymore?

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

*I push him and say* only my man can kiss me not an ugly looking baboon

*I get a little angry and raise my voice* Who are you calling a baboon!?

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

*I follow you and slam the door open* Why are you running away from me? Are you cheating on me?

*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*

get the hell away! *kicks him in the balls and shoves him*

*I fall to the floor and clutch my balls* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!