dingus

THEN…WALK THE FISH

Then… MOP THE DOG AND CLEAN THE CAT POOP

YOU BETTER OR I'LL FLY YOU TO ALASKA

KILL YOURSELF DIE ON FIRE I HOPE YOUR FAMILY GETS RAN OVER BY A SCHOOL BUS

Alex: oh, it is a big deal. you're a short, little kid, and you're drinking beer? that's pathetic.

dingus: I'm not a kid! I'm 16! and I'm not short, I'm just a little shorter than you...

*Alex gets hit by a knife* Me: oops

OH NAUWR BBY I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER SPOON!!!

dingus: DON'T CALL ME BABY!

Bby