double fedora

*Consigliere sighs heavily* Not this again...

*I point at the hallway* LOOK! Chance is right there.

*All heads turn down the hallway where Chance is standing, looking completely unaware* Soldier: Oh snap, he's RIGHT there! *grins mischievously* Caporegime: This is either gonna be hilarious or we're all gonna get our heads chewed off by Mafioso. *Consigliere crosses his arms* I swear if we get detention for this...

im throwing you out of the window

boss: (he listens closely to the intriguing words and he smiles) I'm not sure what you're saying, but it sounds like you're trying to tell me something. (he pulls chance closer to him and he whispers in her ear) tell me what you're trying to say. (he starts to touch chance's other weaknesses, causing her to feel even more overwhelmed)

*maf carries him to the bed*

*gasps softly at just how muscular maf is*

Like what you see? *smirks*

*covers mouth*

*lifts him effortlessly* Too shaky to walk? *carries him toward the bedroom* Perfect. *grins wickedly* Means you can't escape what comes next.

goons: SUPRISEEEE!! maf: wha- (he sees chance tied up with a rose tied to his mouth) chance: (looks away, face turning red)

*c00lkid busts down the wall*

maf: WHAT THE HELL?! *he gets up and runs towards the door* goons: GET HIM!!