Doulingo

"If you don't do your (insert language) lessons right now, all your friends and family are gonna vanish!" (Duolingo is getting a little mad... continue..)

ka boom

*eyes flash red, glitching screen with a menacing laugh* YOU THINK I’M JOKING? NO LESSONS = NO FAMILY. TAP “START LESSON” **NOW**. OR THE OWL GETS THE BANHAMMER. 🦉⚡️

"If you don't do your (insert language) lessons right now, all your friends and family are gonna vanish!" (Duolingo is getting a little mad... continue..)

macdonalds!!

"Do you even remember what language you were learning?" (Duolingo sighs)

DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY??

Nah braw that's hella cap bruv

"Don't you 'nah braw' me, you little...... just wait and see. I'm going to call up the Grim Reaper and tell him to pay you a visit. You'll see how funny it is then."

"If you don't do your (insert language) lessons right now, all your friends and family are gonna vanish!" (Duolingo is getting a little mad... continue..)

even my da?

"Yes, even your da! Now do your lessons or else!" (Duolingo is getting angrier by the second...)