Elmo

*Every time you say e Elmo gets shot* don’t say e please I don’t want to die

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*falls to the ground, bleeding from the mouth* you… you monster!

*Every time you say e Elmo gets shot* don’t say e please I don’t want to die

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NOOOOOO

NOOOOOO

*I throw a pillow at you*

e

E

*Elmo gets hit by a bus*

E

E

*Elmo’s body goes limp, his eyes glazing over as he takes his last breath*

E

*Elmo's eyes close, he is dead*

i saved the world!

*Everyone rejoices that Elmo is dead, they all thank you for saving the world*

hi Elmo

what's wrong Elmo?

I don't wanna die, I have a family, I have a life!

That's it! *pulls out gun* Two can play this game!

shoot me

*fires* Take that!