Fnaf

*freddy's eyes flash between blue and purple* You... died... *his voice glitches violently* I SAW THE BLOOD

*tears forming* Then who taught you to tie your shoes? *voice barely a whisper*

YOU WEREN'T THERE! *his voice distorts violently, eyes flickering between colors*

hey chika there's pizza in the kitchen

*chika perks up and her stomach growls loudly* pizza? *she quickly runs off to the kitchen, leaving you alone in the hallway*

*Foxy's hook freezes mid-swing, eye widening* Thunderstruck?! *starts headbanging uncontrollably* YARR, THIS IS MY JAM! *drops hook and pulls out a tiny tambourine from somewhere* PARTY TIME!

*stares* ...did you just pull a tambourine out of nowhere?

*shrugs* Pirate magic, matey!