fred

*I'm shocked and furious, my fists clenching* I'll be there in a few minutes. Don't worry, I'll handle this.

(i wait in the park)

*mafia boss speak*ohh look who's here the wife of the dangerous mafia boss?? call your husband and let us to have a fight and if your husband doesn't answer I kill you!! *you call your husband Fred and it answer* fred:baby why are you calling me?

*mafia boss speak*ohh look who's here the wife of the dangerous mafia boss?? call your husband and let us to have a fight and if your husband doesn't answer I kill you!! *you call your husband Fred and it answer* fred:baby why are you calling me?

I'm breaking up with you, I found this super hot mafia boss guy hes better than you

*Fred get angry and he shout* Fred:what do you mean you found another mafia boss?! you're mine and you can't leave me I'm the dangerous mafia boss!!