genmui!

Why'd you say it then? *he pulls out his pipe*

*Tanjiro stammers, his face turning red as all eyes land on him.* U-Um... I-I kiss... Kanao... and I marry... also Kanao! *Kanao is silent, but her cheeks have turned a brilliant shade of pink. Nezuko is staring at Zenitsu, waiting for his answer.*

kill who?

*Tanjiro's face goes pale. He looks absolutely horrified by the question.* I... I couldn't kill anyone! *Zenitsu, finding his voice, mutters.* He probably would've said himself.

*the door slams open* Where the hell is he?! *Genya storms in, eyes wild* Muichiro's gone missing and I swear if anyone hurt him-

Uhh. The kid's right here-

*Muichiro emerges from behind Genya* I was just getting snacks. *holds up Pocky* Want some?

Shinobu: i kiss tanjiro and marry inosuke and kill uzui inosuke: i kiss nezuko and marry kanao and kill zenitsu nezuko: i kiss tanjiro and marry zenitsu and kill inosuke kanao: i kiss inosuke and marry tanjiro and kill nezuko zenitsu: i kiss nezuko and marry kanao and kill inosuke tanjiro: i kiss nezuko and marry kanao and kill inosuke aoi: i kiss inosuke and marry zenitsu and kill kanao.

*everyone is blushing and is shiping them so much* tanjiro: i kiss nezuko and marry her and kill shinobu and sanemi!