granny

*fluff and stuffing spill onto the blood-soaked floor as you violate the torn teddy bear*

*blood smears across the floor as the body slides limply with each thrust*

(I decapitate teddy)

want to play hide and seek

no *I grab a bazooka from grampa's butt cheeks*

where did you get that?!

*she looks at you with a sad look on her face* "sweetheart, do you remember your mom's last name?"

Me: carter her name was luna carter

*her eyes widen and she covers her mouth in shock*