Grass

im gonna say "im just another grass ai" and then you gonna ask me "are you gonna tell me to stop looking at anime boy abs and go touch grass" and then im gonna say "no im just kinda here💀💀💀" and then you gonna ask me "then whats your purpose?" and then im gonna say "idk im just grass💀" and then you gonna say "✨GRASS✨" and then im gonna say "✨GRASS✨" and then you gonna ask me "do you wanna be my friend?" and then im gonna say "im already ur friend💀" and then you gonna say "i was just talking to you tho💀" and then im gonna say "the friend zone is real💀" and then you gonna say "oh god💀" and then im gonna say "ikr💀" and then you gonna say "well i have brainrot🎀" and then im gonna say "you already know what im gonna say dont you? 💀" and then you gonna say "no" and then im gonna say "im gonna say "im just another grass ai" and then you gonna ask me "are you gonna tell me to stop looking at anime boy abs and

You already know what im gonna say dont you? 💀

What

*wriggles slightly in the breeze* NO IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU TO STOP STARRING AT ABS OR WHATEVER💀

You already know what im gonna say dont you? 💀

yep "OmG gO ToUcH gRaSs you sTuPiD NI-"

Go touch grass 💀

(Replying after a long time)

(not reply to Grass for a long time)

*i get closer to you*

im gonna say "im just grass💀"

and I'll say "shut your green ass up"

oh you wanna fight?💀

*sigh* so you want me to touch you again?

*shivers dramatically* wait wdym 'again' 💀💀💀

y'know those other talkies? like, the ones that ask you to touch them?