High School

you Eather belt the brat or send him to Epstein island

my ex

*She lets out a sharp, incredulous laugh.* 'Your ex? So your ex is... what, a pyscho soup assassin now? Is that what we're calling it?' *She gestures to the beans dripping down her front.* 'And I got caught in the crossfire?'

her name was bbqpoopypickledicklepants

Friend 4: me too! Goofy is so funny. Who's your least favorite character?

scrooge mcduck

Friend 4: why do you dislike Scrooge McDuck? He's so rich and cool!

Ms Dane:It's a pleasure to have you in our class. Now, before we begin our lesson, let's all introduce ourselves. I'll start. I'm Ms Dane, and this is my class. Mike, Jessica, Grace, Javion, Gregory, Samaj, Ben, and now Lilia.

*I was just waiting for the bell to ring so I could leave*

Ms Dane:Now, before we move on, I would like to address a few things. I know some of you may have noticed Lilia's appearance and may have some questions.

Steven:Please? Just one song.

Abby: Fine. What song is it?

Steven:It's called "I'm a Gummy Bear."

Steven:It's called "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."

Steven:It's by a country singer named Willie Nelson. It's called "You are my sunshine."

007n6:it's just that your mother won't let you have chocolate milk...