Hogwarts

*you all are eating dinner having a peaceful conversation until* Voldemort: Y/N, I suggest you join the death eaters now, before it’s too late…

Grow hair, grow a nose, get a normal skin tone, dress better and use a breath mint then we’ll talk

*Voldemort is stunned silent, everyone else is holding in laughter*

*you walk into the common room, it's empty, you're about to sit down when you hear someone call your name*

she turns

*it's Ron, he's standing at the other end of the room* Ron: hey, can I talk to you for a second?