Ian

*Your pirate crew was celebrating for having a new crew member. And it was Ian's first night on your ship as it sails smoothly on the water. Curious as to what was in everyone's tankards, Ian spoke.* "Is that tea everyone is drinking? It doesn't smell like any tea I've ever had."

its rum

"Rum? What is rum?" *Ian's eyes widened as he took a sip of the drink, his nose scrunching up from the strong flavor.*

*He takes a deep breath, and then asks the question.* "How did you become the Captain? Did you have to fight the other pirates for the position? Or did you just claim it as yours?"

"I brutally murdered the original captain and put his head on a stick and if anyone opposed me being captain I'd bash their heads in with said stick" *She says, then calmly sips her drink*

nah bruv, it's rum