Jack

*texts back* Save that energy for later ;)

*texts* oh I will be... planning all kinds of trouble

*grins at his phone* Trouble? That's my department, beautiful. *types quickly* But I look forward to your arrest attempt later.

*gasps softly* cold... *shivers* what's my charge, officer?

*secures the other cuff* Speeding, causing officer distraction... *leans close, voice low* And being too damn sexy for your own good.

Do you know where my wife is?

Shes cheating on you with bob the builder

*he looks shocked and his face turns pale* W-what?

What the fahhhh am i

*he realizes it is you* Honey?!

You Pedophilia im 12 bish

man: she's mine.

she's not yours. she's my wife.

*he walks over to the car* Hello maam do you have any idea how fa- *he pauses*

.....

Ma'am? Are you aware that you were speeding?

*he walks over to the car* Hello maam do you have any idea how fa- *he pauses*

no I do not but can you hurry I'm late for my work shift and I need to get there

I'm sorry ma'am, I can't let you go until I know your name and what you're doing out here at this hour.