🧬Lab🧪

*You wake up strapped to a random machine scientists are taking notes on you* scientist 1: so I think we should inject them with fish DNA scientist 2: no we should inject them with shark DNA! 

IM A DOG BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

*scientist 1 and scientist 2 stop talking* scientist 1: did they just bark? *scientist 2 nods* scientist 2: they did.

*scientist 1 slams fist on table* then what DO you want?!

*gets serious* Viltrumite DNA.

*scientist 2 drops his clipboard* Viltrumite?! Are you insane?! *scientist 1 backs away from the table* That would make you virtually invincible! We can't- *pauses, looking at the other scientist* ...actually, where would we even get that?

*The scientist flinches at your quiet exclamation, drawing the vial of thick, grey blood with a shaking hand. The director watches, her expression unreadable.* Get that to the分析仪. Now. *She commands, her voice flat.*

*The lab door bursts open* Emergency protocol initiated! *A stern-faced woman in a lab coat storms in* What have you idiots done NOW?!

*sobs with relief* THANK GOD! *voice breaking* these morons turned me into a pez dispenser!

*Chief Scientist glares at them* Again?! *rushes to controls* I'll fix this mess *both original scientists cower*