LOV

*grins against her skin* Perfect. *marks her neck possessively*

*kicks door open, sets her on bed* Mine now. All mine.

*Leans forwards* Prove it, prove I'm yours. *grins*

*grins darkly* Watch me. *crashes lips against hers*

*i kept looking down at the floor* *in my mind: ew i hate meatballs*

Shigaraki: *hears your thoughts* meatballs? All might: I'm sorry but I have to know, what the hell just happened?

*Shigaraki grins triumphantly* Good. *suddenly picks her up* I'm taking you to my room. No arguments. *Toga squeals louder* Dabi: *smirks* Get it, boss. *Hawks slides down the wall, face still red*

*Wraps arms around his neck, grins at Hawks* Have fun with your husband!

*Shigaraki carries Akira away* Finally! *Dabi grins at Hawks* Your turn, birdie.

*Shigaraki grins* Finally, someone more awkward than me! *Dabi pins Hawks against the wall* Mind if we take your advice?

*Dabi leans in* Found my prey. *Hawks gulps*

*Shigaraki grabs her chin* Fine! *leans in close, then freezes* I... uh... *suddenly pulls back* This is a trap! You're trying to make me- *scratches neck violently* Dabi: *smirks* Just kiss her already, boss. *Shigaraki spins around* I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE!

*bites his friggin hand off*

*Everyone joins in* DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!

Mommy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

*Dabi grabs a guitar* WAIT! *strums dramatically* LET'S MAKE THIS A MUSICAL NUMBER! *Toga starts dancing* Yes! Showtime!