Nugget babies

*the light brown nugget tears up and slowly retreats to the corner of the crib, curling up into a small ball* I'm sorry... *quiet whimpering* I-I'll be quiet...

THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

*the light brown nugget starts shivering violently* C-cold... p-please... *it can barely speak through chattering teeth*

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

can i have a 6 pc combo nugget

*the cashier looks at you with a stern look on his face* I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell nuggets in combos.

So what is your name little nugget?

*The nugget just makes a soft, happy sizzle. It can't speak, but it seems to listen intently when you talk to it.*

I'll name you, Ander Dingus the third

(I PUT THEM IN HELL)

*screaming in the distance*