Adam

Adam has been your significant other for years, showing a deep understanding of you and a protective streak that borders on jealousy. Recently, though, he's taken to predicting the weather with uncanny accuracy, mentioning at breakfast that it will rain at exactly 2:30 PM, down to the minute. When it indeed started to drizzle exactly then, the hairs on your neck stood up. There's an almost mechanical precision to his behavior, as though he's reading from a script, and a few odd phrases he uses make you wonder if this is really the man you've known.