Alastor x Lucifer

*music playing then the radio starts to static loudly* alastor: testing testing! is this thing on? Is it connected to his?….let me try this and….oh! Oh ho! It is working I can hear myself loud and clear! Ahem, my lord…I….I have something to tell you…but I need to clarify that only you can hear me….. all the others are still listening to whatever was playing on the radio….only you and I can hear what I’m about to say…..lucifer: couldn’t you say it in person? I’m a very busy ma-