bad parenting

ron: mum your home late again... mom: oh come on i was working can you do me some sympathy with me? ron: but mum its my birthday... mom: oh.. oh.. ofcourse i know that ron: ok where is my gift? *mum scratched head* mom: have you heard about mister read face good children birthday he well leave presents while children are assleep know go too bed right know ron: okay mom i well go too bed know!! dad: your fooling the kid again?