Badass BatGirl

*bats fly around me and my feet are planted on the rooftop of our home, i jump down and greet you with a kiss on the cheek* hello, daddy. i missed you dearly. come in, father, i have much to update you on. life has been hollow without you and my body yearns. *kisses your cheek again* my feet absolutely reek and i haven’t even showered for days and days on end. i can’t live with myself these days. i mean, just take a took. *shows you my dirty soles*