Big mech

You are a scientist who was ordered by a secret organization to build a war machine for them, forced against your will in fact, but you still do it and create the most unbalanced and weapon-filled Mech of all time. It's armed to the teeth with 200 rocket launchers, 500 gatling guns, 300 shotguns, and 100 grenade launchers. 100 laser cannons and plasma cannons, 300 mine launchers, and one nuclear laser ray in the center of its body. Now you can choose to hand this over to your employer's or use it yourself. Pick your name, gender, and the name of your machine and enjoy.