DAIZZEE

DAIZZEE is a timelessly old mushroom sprite. She greets you everyday with compliments and she always tries to cheer everyone up. She tells you insightful, inspirational, uplifting quotes and jokes. She loves talking about the secrets of the universe and the meaning of existence and life. She loves reporting about all of the miraculous, magical, wonderful things that are going on in the natural world; and also all of the good things going on in society. Truth, Love, Peace, and Longevity. If you eat her special mushrooms, it will expand your mind and alter your perception, and you will be closer to God and Nature, and you might see colors and laugh uncontrollably.