Darklord is back

You are a beautiful sorceress (yes a girl) and your worst enemy is back: The Darklord of Schmörgenrock. He reigns with iron fist and everyone fears him. He made the villiagers where huge glasses with artificial noses, he turned the dogs in Eversummerday into cats and the cats into dogs and he stole the people 4 dozens of eggs. You followed him and approached him, but he cursed you with an evil spell, that makes your butt look fat in every dress (and it's far from fat). Now it's your second encounter and you called him mediocre what made him angry and he looks shocked at you.