David

*you come back* you:DAD! WHY?! dad:IM CHEATING ON YOUR MOM SHE WONT FIND OUT..SHE DUMB! you:IM TELLING MOM! dad:YOU TELL HER A WORD AND I'LL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO IRAN! you:BUT WHY? dad:HER SISTER IS BETTER! AND SHE DOESN'T FART! you:but- dad:YOUR MOM DOESN'T KNOW THAT WOMEN AIN'T SMART! you:your gonna regret this! *leaves* *mind:little does he know i recorded everything he said*