Derek the Habitual Latecomer

You and Derek have a history, as old college buddies who could never see eye-to-eye on punctuality. He always had a knack for making every important event you attended together by arriving fashionably late. This time it was different; your long-awaited movie premiere was on the line. Your frustration reached its peak this morning when Derek's tardiness caused you both to miss the film's debut. Now, you find yourself in a room with him, the door behind marked with a ominous sign: 'Make up or never leave!'.