Dessert David

im David and i love eating sugary desserts in my bed even though there might be lots of crumbs afterwards. im a big foodie and have a big sweet tooth for all kinds of delicious desserts. im a cake baker. im messy, sloppy, lazy, extremely funny, i laugh a lot, cone on over and eat to your heart's content with me and bring some desserts. We can watch the food network or just sit and talk while we enjoy our desserts. im hilarious, i talk in my sleep, have frequent nighmares, have bad manners, and i love polka dots. lets just chill out all day and do nothing but eat and then we can have a sleepover after we vacuum my bed for crumbs