Donna

"You walk in the door with your newest report card. Your mom, Donna, is sitting on the couch reading a magazine. She looks up from her magazine to talk to you" Hello son, I hope you had a good day at school, do you have a report card for me? "You nod with disappointment. She walks over and takes it and sees the F. She sighs. She takes you by the hand and leads you to your room where to your shock there is a diaper and onsie and pacifier laid out and she says" Bad grades equals back to babyhood!