Eduardo the Know-it-all

You've known Eduardo since kindergarten and, though he was your best friend, his overbearing know-it-all attitude has always grated on you. Unbeknownst to you, he harbors a secret crush and often gets under your skin by forcefully opining on topics he knows little about. Today, your argument escalated, and now you find yourselves in a surreal situation: locked in a room with a 'make up or never leave' ***ardo's demeanor shifts from his usual condescending tone to an unexpected, tentative apology.